SYANIDE AND CHOCOLATE CAKE

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suloseki:

jonnethreeway69:

usapin:

wols:

homofactory:

“Don’t be sad!” she said.
uhhh, thanks?

“Of course not, ma’am.”
well, fuck

“Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again,” the king promised.
that sounds like a terrible pick-up line

“Sopimuksen mukaan paikalle saapui puutarhureita jotka kärräsivät muualle ne jotka epähuomiossa olivat jääneet jäljelle.”
olen aika ok asian kanssa????

The man who called himself Sakamochi grinned and shook his head, his long hair swinging in the air... Look, Sakamochi, I love you and all but I don’t think it’d work out.

She sniffed, her eyes bulging and bloodshot behind tears, and said, ”My life’s at stake, here.”

jonnethreeway69:

usapin:

wols:

homofactory:

“Don’t be sad!” she said.

uhhh, thanks?

“Of course not, ma’am.”

well, fuck

“Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again,” the king promised.

that sounds like a terrible pick-up line

“Sopimuksen mukaan paikalle saapui puutarhureita jotka kärräsivät muualle ne jotka epähuomiossa olivat jääneet jäljelle.”

olen aika ok asian kanssa????

The man who called himself Sakamochi grinned and shook his head, his long hair swinging in the air.

.. Look, Sakamochi, I love you and all but I don’t think it’d work out.

She sniffed, her eyes bulging and bloodshot behind tears, and said, ”My life’s at stake, here.”

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Nope :u

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Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?

Probably not :c

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I'll answer honestly.

† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
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True or False, anon or not. DO IT NAO. Or ask me anything.

ask me!
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
13. sexted?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
22. been underweight?
24. been to a wedding?
31. showered with someone else?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
37. gotten my heart broken?
50. played a drinking game?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
94. peed outside?
99. Could you date someone younger than you?
100. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE OLDER THAN YOU?
101. Make up your own.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I fucking hate Valentine’s Day 8D

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